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  • ISSUE #67

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    Dark Side Gets DarkerTwo DBs on Day 2. Schneider finally traded back. Edge rusher? Still crickets.

  • ISSUE #66

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    The Price Was RightSchneider stayed at 32 and got his running back. Now Day 2 gets interesting.

  • ISSUE #65

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    The Clock Starts TonightDraft Day in Pittsburgh. Four picks. One phone call away from chaos.

  • ISSUE #64

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    Spoon Showed Up AnywayNobody asked him to be there. That's the point.

  • ISSUE #63

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    Schneider’s Not BluffingThe GM said the quiet part loud. Trade back from 32 is the plan.