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ISSUE #33

ISSUE #33

Jsn Gets The Bag8.6 Million. History Made.

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JSN Signs Record Extension: 4 Years, $168.6 Million, Highest-Paid WR In NFL HistoryRead More →

JSN Is the Highest-Paid Wide Receiver in NFL History. He Earned Every Penny.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba said he wanted to be the highest-paid receiver in the league. The Seahawks said okay.

On Monday, Seattle and JSN agreed to a four-year, $168.6 million extension that averages $42.15 million per year with $120 million in guarantees, per Adam Schefter and Ian Rapoport. Every one of those numbers sets a new record for a wide receiver. The deal ties him to Seattle through 2031, which means the Seahawks’ 24-year-old offensive centerpiece is locked in for the next half-decade-plus, and the rest of the NFC West can go ahead and update their panic spreadsheets.

$168.6M

JSN’s four-year extension averages $42.15 million per year with $120 million guaranteed — every number a new record for a wide receiver.

What JSN did to earn this: led the NFL in receiving yards with 1,793, posted a career-best 15.1 yards per catch on 119 receptions with 10 touchdowns, won Offensive Player of the Year, made first-team All-Pro, and helped carry the Seahawks to a Super Bowl ring. He has never missed a game. He’s 24. The Seahawks weren’t going to let Puka Nacua’s camp set the ceiling first.

The previous record holder was Ja’Marr Chase at $40.25 million per year. JSN blew past that by nearly $2 million annually. And this wasn’t some protracted holdout drama. Both sides had been expected to work something out closer to the draft or training camp, but they moved early. John Schneider saw the market, saw where it was headed, and pulled the trigger while the number was still $42 million instead of $45 million.

Now the domino falls in L.A. ESPN noted this deal “will impact the division rival Los Angeles Rams, who could be working on a Puka Nacua extension this offseason.” Nacua is entering the final year of his deal and no longer has a fifth-year option to fall back on. He just watched his NFC West counterpart become the NFL’s richest receiver and now gets to walk into Les Snead’s office with that number on his phone. The Rams had been trying to get a deal done before JSN set the market. They didn’t. Good luck with that.

The rest of the NFC West can go ahead and update their panic spreadsheets.

With JSN locked up, the next priority is Devon Witherspoon, whose fifth-year option was exercised alongside JSN’s last week. NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport noted the Seahawks will now shift focus to a Witherspoon extension. The CB market has been set by the Rams’ own Trent McDuffie deal at $31 million per year, so Schneider knows exactly where that negotiation starts. Two cornerstones, one offseason. That’s how you keep a championship window open.

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The Bobo Decision Is Tomorrow. Seattle’s Silence Says Everything.

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The Jaguars’ two-year, $5.5 million deal includes $4.5 million fully guaranteed and a $1.75 million signing bonus, per Albert Breer. That’s more guaranteed money than Bobo has earned in his entire NFL career. The Seahawks tendered him at the original-round level, which means if they decline to match, Bobo walks to Jacksonville and Seattle receives nothing in return. No pick. No compensation. Just a wave goodbye to the guy who caught a 17-yard touchdown in the NFC Championship Game.

The math tells the story. Seattle’s WR room already features JSN (who now makes more per year than some small-market baseball teams), Cooper Kupp at $13.5 million, Rashid Shaheed on a $51 million deal, and Tory Horton as the developmental piece. Bobo logged just 117 offensive snaps in 11 games during the regular season and had two catches for 20 yards. His value is real, but it’s special teams and blocking, and $4.5 million guaranteed for that role is a hard sell the day you just committed $168.6 million to your top receiver.

SI’s Jaguar Report predicted the Seahawks won’t match. Former OC Shane Waldron is now in Jacksonville. The locker room connection is there. Unless something changes in the next 24 hours, Bobo is probably a Jaguar by Tuesday night.

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Around the Coop

Coby Bryant told Kay Adams he wants the Bears to open the 2026 season in Seattle for the banner-raising game: “They better be ready for me, for sure.” Bold words from a man whose new team lost to these Seahawks in the NFC Championship four months ago. Coby, my brother, the banner will be up there regardless of whether you’re in the building to read it. NFL.com

Field Gulls’ daily roundup asks the question every Seahawks fan is trying not to think about: which current Seahawk replaces Boye Mafe’s snaps? The edge room is Uchenna Nwosu, Derick Hall, and prayers. Emerald City Spectrum broke down the best draft EDGE fits for Seattle’s picks, which is a polite way of saying the cupboard is bare and the draft is the only store left open. Field Gulls

George Holani officially signed his exclusive-rights free agent tender with the Seahawks on Monday, per the team’s official site. He’s back for 2026 and will compete for touches behind Emanuel Wilson, with Charbonnet still recovering from his ACL. Holani had 27 carries for 83 yards and a touchdown in 13 appearances last season. That’s your RB2 depth chart until Schneider drafts someone in April. Sleep tight. Heavy

RAMS

Imagine spending all offseason trying to get Puka Nacua’s extension done before JSN set the market, and then watching JSN sign for $42.15 million per year on a Monday morning in March. That’s the Rams’ day. ESPN noted that JSN’s deal “will impact the division rival Los Angeles Rams” and that Nacua “now has a new bar to clear.” SI on Rams projected Nacua’s deal could land in the neighborhood of four years, $180 million based on the JSN precedent. The Rams could have locked Nacua up for $38 million a month ago. Now they’re looking at $45 million. Every day Les Snead waited, the price went up. The Seahawks literally made the Rams’ offseason more expensive by doing their own business. You love to see it.

NINERS

The 49ers declined Trent Williams’ $10 million option bonus on Friday, per Adam Schefter. His cap number now balloons to nearly $47 million for 2026, and Williams has zero guaranteed money remaining on his deal. John Lynch insists they still plan to rework the contract before the draft. Pro Football Rumors reported that the 49ers “have not sought out a trade” and that an extension with a lower cap charge and new guarantees “remains something to watch for.” So to summarize: the 49ers told their 37-year-old, 12-time Pro Bowl left tackle that they don’t want to pay him what he’s owed but also don’t have anyone else who can protect Brock Purdy. That’s a strong negotiating position for a team that got blown out 41-6 by the Seahawks in January.

CARDINALS

Arizona released Kyler Murray, who promptly signed with the Vikings for the veteran minimum while the Cardinals still owe him $36.8 million to not play for them. Their starting quarterback room is now Jacoby Brissett and Gardner Minshew, which Brissett himself hasn’t even been told is his job to lead, per ESPN. Meanwhile, every mock draft has the Cardinals going a different direction at No. 3. Offensive tackle? Edge rusher? Trade down for a quarterback with 15 career starts? A to Z Sports published a mock today that has Arizona taking Alabama QB Ty Simpson in the second round, which would make him the third different franchise quarterback plan in four years. The Cardinals went 3-14. They’re paying $36.8 million to a quarterback in Minnesota. And their biggest draft debate is which position to reach for. This franchise is a group project where one person did all the work and then moved to a different school.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s $42.15 million per year deal makes him the highest-paid wide receiver in NFL history. But before the receiver market exploded, the Seahawks acquired their original franchise legend at the position for almost nothing. Seattle traded just an eighth-round draft pick to acquire Steve Largent from the Houston Oilers in 1976. Largent went on to retire holding the NFL’s all-time records for career receptions, receiving yards, and touchdown receptions. What jersey number did Largent wear throughout his 14-season Seahawks career, which later became the first number retired in franchise history?

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No. 80. Largent’s number was retired in 1992 and was temporarily unretired only once, when Jerry Rice briefly wore it during his 2004 stint with the Seahawks.

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Week of March 23, 2026

The Los Angeles Rams’ Cap Situation

N/A · Salary Cap Catastrophe

Congratulations to this week’s Seachicken of the Week: the entire Los Angeles Rams front office, which spent weeks trying to extend Puka Nacua before JSN set the wide receiver market and then watched helplessly as Seattle locked in $42.15 million per year on a Monday morning. ESPN’s Brady Henderson reported that JSN’s deal directly impacts the Rams’ Nacua negotiations, and SI on Rams projected the ripple effect could push Nacua’s deal into the $180 million range. The Rams traded for Trent McDuffie at $31 million per year to stabilize their secondary, already have Davante Adams’ $6 million roster bonus locked in, and now have to figure out how to pay their best player even more than they planned because John Schneider decided to do business before breakfast. Les Snead’s morning started with a notification that the Seahawks just made his job harder. That’s the kind of offseason domination that doesn’t show up on the scoreboard but absolutely shows up on a cap sheet.

$42.15M

JSN’s new AAV that Nacua’s camp now uses as a floor

$168.6M

total deal value the Rams wish they’d beaten to the punch

$47M

approximate Nacua deal projection that just got more expensive

Got a Question About the JSN Deal?

Want to know how JSN’s $168.6 million extension affects the Witherspoon deal, the cap situation, or the draft? Think we should match the Bobo offer sheet? Have strong opinions about paying a wide receiver $42 million a year? Submit your burning questions and we’ll answer the best ones in a future issue. The only bad question is “should they have let him walk.” That question is banned.

Go Hawks. The window is open. — The Rooster