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  • ISSUE #87

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    K9 Comes HomeWalker returns Week 7 on Sunday Night Football. The schedule has teeth.

  • ISSUE #86

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    The Rematch Is RealPatriots at Lumen Field, September 9. Merry Christmas from the Rams.

  • ISSUE #85

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    Staying HomeThe NFL sent 18 teams overseas. The Seahawks weren't one of them.

  • ISSUE #84

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    The New Guy And The Old WolfRookies meet veterans. The schedule drops in 48 hours.

  • ISSUE #83

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    Three DaysThe schedule drops Thursday. The countdown is louder than the offseason.