THE DAILY FEED

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  • ISSUE #82

    The Price Is WrongSoft interest, a $9B price tag, and a sale that might not close before kickoff

  • ISSUE #81

    Five Days OutThe schedule drops Thursday. The Week 1 mystery is still unsolved.

  • ISSUE #80

    The Bidders Are HereCeltics money, 49ers money, and a Seahawks dynasty on the auction block.

  • ISSUE #79

    Kw3 Saw It ComingThe Super Bowl MVP knew mid-season he was leaving Seattle. Plus: the refs vote tonight.

  • ISSUE #78

    The Refs Are Coming BackRatification vote set for Thursday. The Fail Mary sequel got canceled.