Seachickens

THE DAILY FEED

The Finest Seahawks Satire Freshly Laid Every Morning

  • ISSUE #47

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    Home Is Where The Wins AreSeattle keeps all nine home games. The passport stays in the drawer.

  • ISSUE #46

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    The Audition TapeSeahawks fans want a Day 2 running back. The VMAC visitor list agrees.

  • ISSUE #45

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    Four Picks. One Plan.ESPN says the Seahawks are the most likely team to trade down. Schneider has done this before.

  • ISSUE #44

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    Sam Can WaitThe Seahawks won't extend Darnold this year. Their policy says so.

  • ISSUE #43

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    Three Weeks To PittsburghThe draft board is forming. The VMAC visitor list is growing. And Schneider is watching.