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  • ISSUE #132

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    The Quiet Before The CamerasCamp opens July 25, Hard Knocks lands August 11, and the schedule just got real

  • ISSUE #131

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    The Charbonnet DominoSchefter says one wild two-point conversion may have triggered the entire Rams arms race, Garrett included, and now maybe Aaron Donald too

  • ISSUE #130

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    He Won It All And He’s “Kinda Bummed”Sam Darnold has a Super Bowl ring and one regret: the throws he missed getting it

  • ISSUE #129

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    Pay The Big Cat First?ESPN's last-move-of-the-offseason pick for Seattle isn't a corner. It's a 32-year-old defensive tackle.

  • ISSUE #128

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    The Spoon Talks Just Got BumpyHenderson reports the Witherspoon extension isn't going smoothly, three months after Seattle's first offer.