Seachickens

THE DAILY FEED

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  • ISSUE #69

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    The Draft Is Over. The Line Starts Here.Schneider's UDFA machine fires up with two edge rushers already signed.

  • ISSUE #68

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    Four Became EightSchneider Doubled His Draft Class and Still Didn't Pick an Edge Rusher

  • ISSUE #67

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    Dark Side Gets DarkerTwo DBs on Day 2. Schneider finally traded back. Edge rusher? Still crickets.

  • ISSUE #66

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    The Price Was RightSchneider stayed at 32 and got his running back. Now Day 2 gets interesting.

  • ISSUE #65

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    The Clock Starts TonightDraft Day in Pittsburgh. Four picks. One phone call away from chaos.