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  • ISSUE #127

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    Darnold Won The Super Bowl. He’s Still Mad At The Tape.Seattle's QB went on a podcast to grade his own ring-night performance, and the grade was not kind.

  • ISSUE #126

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    Josh Jones Says He’s Full-GoThe swing tackle who skipped the spring is back, and Bobby Hart just got a roommate to beat out

  • ISSUE #125

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    The Fowler Bet Has A Bigger PointA one-year, $5M flier is the cheapest piece of a defense that wants to be meaner than its championship version

  • ISSUE #124

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    Darnold’s Quiet Mvp BuzzBleacher Report slipped him onto its under-the-radar MVP list, and the case is better than the framing.

  • ISSUE #123

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    Pay The Big Cat FirstOn the morning Leonard Williams turns 32, two national voices say the next extension should be his, not Witherspoon's.