Seachickens

THE DAILY FEED

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  • ISSUE #63

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    Schneider’s Not BluffingThe GM said the quiet part loud. Trade back from 32 is the plan.

  • ISSUE #62

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    The Doors Open TodayThree days to Pittsburgh. The VMAC is back in business.

  • ISSUE #61

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    The Doors Open TomorrowThe VMAC wakes up, Dexter Lawrence reshuffles the draft, and Thibodeaux gets cheaper

  • ISSUE #60

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    No Autographs AllowedSchneider Wants Rookies Who Want Jobs, Not Jerseys

  • ISSUE #58

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    The Audition BeginsDante Fowler visited the VMAC. The edge rush hunt isn't waiting for the draft.