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  • ISSUE #50

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    Two Corners, One DoorSeattle hosts first-round CBs Cisse and Hood as the draft board takes shape

  • ISSUE #49

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    Three Edge Rushers, One DoorThe Seahawks are hosting R Mason Thomas and two more pass rushers at the VMAC. The draft math just got interesting.

  • ISSUE #48

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    Edge First, Corner SecondRob Staton's latest mock has a plan for Seattle's two biggest needs

  • ISSUE #47

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    Home Is Where The Wins AreSeattle keeps all nine home games. The passport stays in the drawer.

  • ISSUE #46

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    The Audition TapeSeahawks fans want a Day 2 running back. The VMAC visitor list agrees.