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  • ISSUE #45

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    Four Picks. One Plan.ESPN says the Seahawks are the most likely team to trade down. Schneider has done this before.

  • ISSUE #44

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    Sam Can WaitThe Seahawks won't extend Darnold this year. Their policy says so.

  • ISSUE #43

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    Three Weeks To PittsburghThe draft board is forming. The VMAC visitor list is growing. And Schneider is watching.

  • ISSUE #42

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    The Refs Aren’t ComingNFL owners approved a Fail Mary insurance plan. Seattle fans know why.

  • ISSUE #41

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    Lights, Cameras, SeahawksHBO's Hard Knocks Is Coming to Renton for the First Time